Tes Lowongan CPNS

Suatu hari, si A, B dan C datang ke kantor untuk mengikuti tes CPNS. Hari itu materinya wawancara lisan. Satu persatu mereka dipanggil pewawancara.

Si A memasuki ruangan.
Pewawancara: “Berapa 100 ditambah 100?”
A: “250, Pak”
Pewawancara: “Maaf, Anda tidak diterima. Alasannya, Anda bermental korupsi”
Si A keluar ruangan.

Si B memasuki ruangan
Pewawancara: “Berapa 100 ditambah 100?”
B: “150, Pak”
Pewawancara: “Maaf, Anda tidak diterima. Alasannya, Anda merugikan negara.”
Si B keluar ruangan.

Si C memasuki ruangan
Pewawancara: “Berapa 100 ditambah 100?”
Si C: “Terserah Bapak. Saya siap melaksanakan”
Pewawancara: “OK! Anda diterima sebagai PNS! Alasannya, Anda penuh pengertian.”

Sabun Cuci Mencuci Sendiri

Seorang pembantu baru dari desa tertarik pada iklan sabun deterjen merk Solikin yang bisa mencuci sendiri.

Ketika dia hendak mencuci pakaian majikannya, direndam seluruh pakaian kotor semuanya, diberi olehnya sabun merek tersebut diatas.

Dari pagi sampai siang hari dan dia cuma merendam cucian tersebut, dan majikannya heran lalu bertanya padanya sebagai berikut:

Majikan: “Netty, kamu bagaimana sih…? Masak cucian cuma kamu diamkan dari pagi sampai siang begini, tidak juga kamu cuci.”

Pembantu: “Ah Nyonya seperti tidak tahu saja sih, sabun merek Solikin itu bisa mencuci sendiri iklannya.”

Majikan: “Lalu kenapa memang…?”

Pembantu: “Ya saya cuma menunggu sampai dia selesai mencuci.”

Majikan: “…???!!!”

Sum 41 Underclass Hero lyrics

1..2..3..4
Well I won’t be caught living in a dead end job
While praying to my government guns and gods
Now it's us against them
We’re here to represent
To spit right in the face of the establishment.

And now i dont believe (ain't got no faith in nothing)
Stand on my own (ain't got no sympathy)
Wasting the youth (while being young and useless)
Speak for yourself (and dont pray for me)

Well because we're doing fine
And we don't need to be told
That we're here doing fine
Cause we won't give you control
And we don't need anything from you
Cause we'll be just fine
And we won't be bought and sold
Just like you

(A call across the underclass)

Calling out loud with no respect
I’m not the one, just another reject
I’m the voice to offend, All those who pretend
Unsung against the grain I'm here to rise against

And now i'm desensitized ( I state my place in nowhere)
Burning the flag (of the degeneration)
Everyone see (the anthem of no future)
Down with the mass (causes we're not listening)

Well because we're doing fine
And we don't need to be told
That we're here doing fine
Cause we won't give you control
And we don't need anything from you
Cause we'll be just fine
And we won't be bought and sold
Just like you

May I have your attention please…
I pledge allegiance to the underclass as your hero at large.

1..2..3..4

We’re the saints of degeneration
We don’t owe anyone an explanation
Fuck elitists
We don’t need this
We're the elite of the just alright

Well because we're doing fine
And we don't need to be told
That we're here doing fine
Cause we won't give you control
And we don't need anything from you
Cause we'll be just fine
And we won't be bought and sold
Just like you

Speak Of The Devil lyrics

Trying to find a way
Getting better every day
And I got you now I'm not alone
All I need in this life is one
One thing to believe in

I've seen many a face
From young and too old
I've stolen their faith and I have broken their souls
Was here before Christ had forgave you your sins
And paid your price and sealed your fate within
Days have come to an end
Today's the day that we meet again
The self inflicted inebriation guilt never lies

I've been waiting for the chance
To reunite this sick romance
Poison never hurt so good
So nice of you to speak of me
Your closest friend and enemy
An only savior of masochists
Well it's the dead end slave
From the alter to the grave
It's the last days of our life
The faith of men

Time, its been so long
And now there's nothing to say
I'm trying so hard to find the words to say
I'm tired of being, now I'm something I'm not
I can't believe and I never thought
Days would come to an end
Well maybe someday we'll meet again
If ever that day never comes
It would be too soon
My love

I've been waiting for the chance
To nullify this sick romance
Pull the cord to detonate
So sick of you don't speak of me
No represent of misery
An only savior of masochists
Well it's the dead end slave
From the alter to the grave
It's the last days of our life
Well it's the dead end slave
From the alter to the grave
It's the last days of our life
The faith of men

Now I've found a way
Getting better every day
And I got you now I'm not alone
All I need in this life is one
One thing to believe in

Trying to find a way
Getting better every day
And I got you now I'm not alone
All I need in this life is one
One thing to believe in

Walking Disaster Lyrics

I haven't been home for a while
I'm sure everything's the same
Mom and Dad both in denial
An only child to take the blame

Sorry, Mom, but I don't miss you
Father's no name you deserve
I'm just a kid with no ambitions
Wouldn't come home for the world

Never know what I've become
The king of all that's said and done
The forgotten son

This cities buried in defeat
I walk along these no-name streets
Wave goodbye to All.....

As I fall...

At the dead-end I begin
To burn a bridge of innocence
Satisfaction guaranteed
A pillow-weight catastrophe

Our own mission nowhere bound
Inhibitions underground
A shallow grave I
Have dug all by myself

And now I've been gone for so long
I can't remember who was wrong
All innocence is long gone
I pledge allegiance to a world of disbelief
Where I belong

A walking disaster
The son of all bastards
You regret you made me
It's too late to save me
(You regret you made me
It's too late to save me)

As far as I can tell
It's just voices in my head
Am I talking to myself?
'Cause I don't know what I just said

(And she said)
As far as where I fell
Maybe I'm better off dead
Am I at the end of nowhere
Is this as good as it gets?

And now I've been gone for so long
I can't remember who was wrong
All innocence is long gone
I pledge allegiance to a world of disbelief
Where I belong

A walking disaster
The son of all bastards
You regret you made me
It's too late to save me
(To save me, to save me, to save me, ...)

("It's too late") [x2]

To save me, to save me, to save me, to save me

And now I've been gone for so long
I can't remember who was wrong
All innocence is long gone
I pledge allegiance to a world of disbelief
Where I belong

A walking disaster
The son of all bastards
You regret you made me
It's too late to save me

I will be home in a while
You don't have to say a word
I can't wait to see you smile
Wouldn't miss it for the world

I will be home in a while
You don't have to say a word
I can't wait to see you smile
Wouldn't miss it for the world

"Black Or White"

I Took My Baby
On A Saturday Bang
Boy Is That Girl With You
Yes We're One And The Same

Now I Believe In Miracles
And A Miracle
Has Happened Tonight

But, If
You're Thinkin'
About My Baby
It Don't Matter If You're
Black Or White

They Print My Message
In The Saturday Sun
I Had To Tell Them
I Ain't Second To None

And I Told About Equality
An It's True
Either You're Wrong
Or You're Right

But, If
You're Thinkin'
About My Baby
It Don't Matter If You're
Black Or White

I Am Tired Of This Devil
I Am Tired Of This Stuff
I Am Tired Of This Business
Sew When The
Going Gets Rough
I Ain't Scared Of
Your Brother
I Ain't Scared Of No Sheets
I Ain't Scare Of Nobody
Girl When The
Goin' Gets Mean

[L. T. B. Rap Performance]
Protection
For Gangs, Clubs
And Nations
Causing Grief In
Human Relations
It's A Turf War
On A Global Scale
I'd Rather Hear Both Sides
Of The Tale
See, It's Not About Races
Just Places
Faces
Where Your Blood
Comes From
Is Where Your Space Is
I've Seen The Bright
Get Duller
I'm Not Going To Spend
My Life Being A Color

[Michael]
Don't Tell Me You Agree With Me
When I Saw You Kicking Dirt In My Eye

But, If
You're Thinkin' About My Baby
It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White

I Said If
You're Thinkin' Of
Being My Baby
It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White

I Said If
You're Thinkin' Of
Being My Brother
It Don't Matter If You're
Black Or White

Ooh, Ooh
Yea, Yea, Yea Now
Ooh, Ooh
Yea, Yea, Yea Now

It's Black, It's White
It's Tough For You
To Get By
It's Black , It's White, Whoo

It's Black, It's White
It's Tough For You
To Get By
It's Black , It's White, Whoo

You Are My Friend

You are my friend,
I never knew it 'til then
My friend, my friend

You hold my hand,
You might not say a word
But I see your tears when I show my pain

You're--- my, my friend
I never knew it 'til then
My friend
I feel your love,
When you're not near
It helps me make it knowing you care

The thought of you helps me carryon
When I feel all hope is gone
I see the world wit brand new eyes
Your love has made me realize
My future looks bright to me,
Oh because you are my friend
Da, da, da, da (ad lib)

I've been looking around and you were here all the time.
Da, da, da (ad lib)
I've been around and around and around and around
Da, da, da
I've been looking around and you were here all the time
(Repeat)

Faktorial

Dalam matematika, faktorial dari bilangan asli n adalah hasil perkalian antara bilangan bulat positif yang kurang dari atau sama dengan n. Faktorial ditulis sebagai n! dan disebut n faktorial.

Sebagai contoh, 7! adalah bernilai 7×6×5×4×3×2×1 = 5040. Berikut ini adalah daftar sejumlah faktorial :

 0!  =         1
1!  =         1
2!  =         2
3!  =         6
4!  =        24
5!  =       120
6!  =       720
7!  =      5040
8!  =     40320
9!  =    362880
10! =   3628800
11! =  39916800
12! = 479001600

Kombinasi dan permutasi

Kombinasi adalah menggabungkan beberapa objek dari suatu grup tanpa memperhatikan urutan. Di dalam kombinasi, urutan tidak diperhatikan.

{1,2,3} adalah sama dengan {2,3,1} dan {3,1,2}.

Contoh: Seorang anak hanya diperbolehkan mengambil dua buah amplop dari tiga buah amplop yang disediakan yaitu amplop A, amplop B dan amplop C. Tentukan ada berapa banyak kombinasi untuk mengambil dua buah amplop dari tiga buah amplop yang disediakan?

Solusi: Ada 3 kombinasi yaitu; A-B, A-C dan B-C.

Sedangkan permutasi adalah menggabungkan beberapa objek dari suatu grup dengan memperhatikan urutan. Di dalam permutasi, urutan diperhatikan.

{1,2,3} tidak sama dengan {2,3,1} dan {3,1,2}

Contoh: Ada sebuah kotak berisi 3 bola masing-masing berwarna merah, hijau dan biru. Jika seorang anak ditugaskan untuk mengambil 2 bola secara acak dan urutan pengambilan diperhatikan, ada berapa permutasi yang terjadi?

Solusi: Ada 6 permutasi yaitu; M-H, M-B, H-M, H-B, B-M, B-H.

Permutasi tanpa pengulangan

Jika urutan diperhatikan dan setiap objek yang tersedia hanya bisa dipilih atau dipakai sekali maka jumlah permutasi yang ada adalah:

di mana n adalah jumlah objek yang dapat kamu pilih, r adalah jumlah yang harus dipilih dan ! adalah simbol faktorial.

Sebagai contoh, ada sebuah pemungutan suara dalam suatu organisasi. Kandidat yang bisa dipilih ada lima orang. Yang mendapat suara terbanyak akan diangkat menjadi ketua organisasi tersebut. Yang mendapat suara kedua terbanyak akan diangkat menjadi wakil ketua. Dan yang mendapat suara ketiga terbanyak akan menjadi sekretaris. Ada berapa banyak hasil pemungutan suara yang mungkin terjadi? Dengan menggunakan rumus di atas maka ada 5!/(5-3)! = 60 permutasi.

Umpamakan jika n = r (yang menandakan bahwa jumlah objek yang bisa dipilih sama dengan jumlah yang harus dipilih) maka rumusnya menjadi:

karena 0! = 1! = 1

Sebagai contoh, ada lima kotak kosong yang tersedia. Kelima kotak kosong itu harus diisi (tidak boleh ada yang kosong). Kelima kotak kosong itu hanya boleh diisi dengan angka 1,2,3,4,5. Ada berapa banyak cara untuk mengisi kotak kosong? Dengan menggunakan rumus n! maka ada 5! = 120 permutasi.

Kombinasi tanpa pengulangan

Ketika urutan tidak diperhatikan akan tetapi setiap objek yang ada hanya bisa dipilih sekali maka jumlah kombinasi yang ada adalah:

Di mana n adalah jumlah objek yang bisa dipilih dan r adalah jumlah yang harus dipilih.

Sebagai contoh, kamu mempunyai 5 pensil warna dengan warna yang berbeda yaitu; merah, kuning, hijau, biru dan ungu. Kamu ingin membawanya ke sekolah. Tapi kamu hanya boleh membawa dua pensil warna. Ada berapa banyak cara untuk mengkombinasikan pensil warna yang ada? Dengan menggunakan rumus di atas maka ada 5!/(5-2)!(2)! = 10 kombinasi.

Rumus Bangun Ruang - Matematika

Rumus Kubus
- Volume : Sisi pertama dikali sisi kedua dikali sisi ketiga (S pangkat 3)

Rumus Balok
- Volume : Panjang dikali lebar dikali tinggi (p x l x t)

Rumus Bola
- Volume : phi dikali jari-jari dikali tinggi pangkat tiga kali 4/3 (4/3 x phi x r x t x t x t)
- Luas : phi dikali jari-jari kuadrat dikali empat (4 x phi x r x r)

Rumus Limas Segi Empat
- Volume : Panjang dikali lebar dikali tinggi dibagi tiga (p x l x t x 1/3)
- Luas : ((p + l) t) + (p x l)

Rumus Tabung
- Volume : phi dikali jari-jari dikali jari-jari dikali tinggi (phi x r2 x t)
- Luas : (phi x r x 2) x (t x r)

Rumus Kerucut
- Volume : phi dikali jari-jari dikali jari-jari dikali tinggi dibagi tiga (phi x r2 x t x 1/3)
- Luas : (phi x r) x (S x r)
- S : Sisi miring kerucut dari alas ke puncak (bukan tingi)

Rumus Prisma Segitiga Siku-siku
- Volume : alas segitiga kali tinggi segitiga kali tinggi prisma bagi dua (as x ts x tp x